Welcome to the wildest workplace you've ever clocked into—where productivity takes a backseat, sexual tension simmers, and HR is always in overdrive. The control freak boss lady demands obedience. Her clueless secretary fumbles through files and fantasies. The sycophantic second-in-command is eager to please. A hopeless romantic couple finds love in all the wrong places. A jaded employee stays only for the paycheck and perks. And a temp is left cleaning up everyone's mess—paperwork and otherwise.

What do they all have in common? They work in the horniest office on Earth. So clock in, take off your pants, and Please Hold.